truthiness! first, i gave you last week, a plagiarist you can believe in.
this week, i'm afraid it doesn't end. i regretfully, fretfully give you, some bullshit you can believe in.
ohmy. who is paying these people? who said this was a good idea? WHO?
[and yes, you should also hear colbert in the background saying "repore" in your head.]
it's so sad it's not even funny.
[if you can't compete: steal, mutilate until useless, repeat.]
to make it up to you, in the news today is also a unicorn you can believe in.