7.15.2008

ridiculous laws. pringles are cake?

so in honor of this ridiculous law that may qualify pringles as cake, reported by ian tait here, i have decided to do up a post to make you giggle in the coming AM. laws you didn't know you didn't know.

the newest: indecent exposure.
how many times have you seen (or been) that kid with the pants hanging low and a surreptitious inch of boxer showing? i confess to raise my hand. NO MORE! says Michigan. they are cracking down (pun intended) with the help of a cop named Dick (no joke, i couldn't write this any better). check it out. too much boxer and you're suspended. or in need of suspenders. i bet Mr. Dick has images of Denis Leary's "under-fuckin-wear" skit dancing through his dreams.

the oldest: and more.
- Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.
- In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
- It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
- In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
- In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.
- In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.
- In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.
- In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.
- In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.
- In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light

3 comments:

TheDesignDiva said...

so, what, this should only be enforced when officer dicks can see actual dicks?

Justin said...

Fuck Advertising! I need to open up Colorado's first cat tail-light shop. I don't even know what a cat tail light would look like, is it like a clip on thing? Maybe just some glowing gel? Maybe I'll just surgically fuse one of those fiber optic glowing things onto the end of cats tails.

the girl Riot™ said...

@justin -- hahaha! that would probably sell as a fashion accessory regardless of state, if you could somehow make something wonderfully glowy that the cat would keep ON. or that PETA wouldn't find offensive. would probably keep the cat chasing its own tail for hours.