get it out. get it alllll out.

you wish you had this vending machine at your disposal.

i think i'd start with china plates, just to get that satisfying ZING feeling i assume i should get from all those old TV shows. though i do wish they had more irritating things. like i'd kill to throw a breakable Spongebob. but that's me.

arguably more useful than vending machine camoflage.

in other news, we're taking green one step too far. bringing it back to hunter-gatherer era, you are expected to keep warm with the berries--err, i mean insulation?--of your choice: Gatherer jacket. i just don't want things nesting in my coat.